If canteen equals starvation (and it does), getting hungry around 4pm is a foregone conclusion. Solution #1: Buying junk food at the college shop. Solution #2: Cannibalism. Solution #3: Fruits. One day after lunch I grabbed my usual mid-afternoon snack from the canteen fruit basket: 1 banana, 1 apple and 1 orange and walked away. But then [...]
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12 Mar
Thanks-God-it’s-Friday Dinner
Hello everyone, Long time no… write! Fine Chopper and I were sprawling out the sofa and drinking a fine bottle of red wine when I remembered I had some dried mushrooms in the bathroom cabinet (ehrm, I had no other place where to store them…), so we decided for a very Italian dinner: MUSHROOMS RISOTTO [...]
1 Feb
Italians do it better……
Talking over the phone: Fairy Tail: “The Italian ones are bigger and longer.” Friend: “Really?” Fairy Tail: “Yeah! Much bigger and longer.” Friend: “How small are the English ones then?” Fairy Tail: “Like my ring finger, say.” Friend: “Oh dear… How disappointing.” Fairy Tail: “There’s no satisfaction whatsoever.” Friend: “I bet. Wait. What?! We are [...]
31 Jan
Kitchens
In a land far, far away, long, long ago, I used to be called Queen Laziness. My dictatorial governement over the kitchen lasted more or less two months. No washings, no cleanings, piled dirty crockery, does it ring a bell? And *yes* I had a washing machine, but was too lazy to put the dishes [...]