Italians do it better……

Talking over the phone: Fairy Tail: “The Italian ones are bigger and longer.” Friend: “Really?” Fairy Tail: “Yeah! Much bigger and longer.” Friend: “How small are the English ones then?” Fairy Tail: “Like my ring finger, say.” Friend: “Oh dear… How disappointing.” Fairy Tail: “There’s no satisfaction whatsoever.” Friend: “I bet. Wait. What?! We are [...]

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